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Guardian Oct 1 2009, 04:45 Group: Heroes, WarHulk AI Quote Post
We used to have a thread for this stuff, but I haven't been able to find it. And I need to let off some steam.

First up on my hit list is the idiot who decided that the natural gas lines into the high school should be unsecured, without so much as a picket fence.

Second on the list is the jerk who tried to use a couple pipebombs on the gas line this morning. Luckily he couldn't make a working fuse. Even better, he left his prints everywhere, because he was too stupid to wear gloves.

Ooooh, where to go next. The City Commission for overturning the law requiring you to be 21 to buy eggs on Homecoming week? The jackasses who celebrated by purchasing a couple gross of ovoid grenades on the way to vandalizing every car at the Commission meeting. The whiney SOBs who decided to protest the upcoming smoking ban in bars and restaurant by throwing rocks through the windows at the library--into the children's section.

Need I go on?
halo2994 Oct 1 2009, 05:11 Group: Heroes, Level 20 Quote Post
wow...sucks.

sorry to hear that.
Guardian Oct 1 2009, 05:18 Group: Heroes, WarHulk AI Quote Post
Could be worse. I have a gaming pal in the Admin section of the Uni.

Some dopehead set fire to the campus laundry with his bong.

Some hacker wannabe turned loose a virus he was working on in the main computer lab.

And the apple dunking contest turned into a brawl when two co-eds decided to turn it into Wrestlemania, managing to dump the water buckets onto the Alumni President, the Incoming President and two Past Presidents.

I think he's going to have a stroke if this keeps up.
ja Oct 1 2009, 07:59 Group: Heroes, Bakugan wannabe Quote Post
Guys from Monthy Pyton's Flying Circuis wrote this song. I think everyone should know it by heart when things begin to look bad...


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Guardian Oct 2 2009, 02:58 Group: Heroes, WarHulk AI Quote Post
Update: The Uni announced the route for the Homecoming Parade. It goes through eight blocks of road construction that was supposed to be finished in the middle of August.

*wham! wham! wham!*
VonWalther Oct 2 2009, 03:24 Group: Heroes, Beyond Level 20 Quote Post
When you fellow teacher decides it a good time to join the union right before his meeting with administration at the end of the week.

When more the half your kids fail your first test.

You spend the whole drive home agonizing over the work you should had stay and finish, and you left work at nine.

These are a few of my most unpleasant things on my plate. Thanks for letting me rant.

Guardian Oct 2 2009, 03:26 Group: Heroes, WarHulk AI Quote Post
Try watching Wall*E. It cooled me off last night.
VonWalther Oct 2 2009, 03:29 Group: Heroes, Beyond Level 20 Quote Post
Don't think the wife has bought that DVD yet, but I am sure we will have it soon.

That and I have some post to make in my game before I crash.

This post has been edited by VonWalther on Oct 2 2009, 03:30
Krom Oct 2 2009, 12:00 Group: Heroes, Level 14 Quote Post
The no eggs during homecoming week should have been overturned. If I was 20 and told I couldn't buy eggs I'd be absolutely enraged. Who the hell are they to tell a grown man he's not responsible enough to buy eggs?
Kzinwarrior Oct 3 2009, 01:19 Group: Ascended, We miss you ST Quote Post
There was a gun battle within two blocks of my house night before last. One stray bullet lodged in the window frame of my neighbor's living room window. The housing complex I live in is designed for exclusive use by families. In other words, every house has kids in it.

"On the brighter side of life...", about one-quarter of the entire RCMP forces in the Okanagan Valley descended on the neighborhood within minutes and stayed for almost a day and a half collecting evidence and interviewing witnesses. I've never seen this neighborhood so free of crime and criminals. Ever. I even went outside for a walk. It's kinda pretty without the dealers and addicts hanging around.

K.
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